theboyfsarekillingme:

Sleepy Harry is my favorite Harry


heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:


I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.


damn-it-hirschberg:

hiddleswife:

oshcoruful:

thewindsatyourback:

themotherfuckingmarchesa:

overshareanonymous:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS  FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

grG’DAYMATEy


niallshappytrail:

,

  • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  • Me: “So, what will it be?”
  • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”